THE DAILY SNAIL

The latest in clean energy?

With a recent influx of inspiration and creativity seen near Hobbit Town, two brave engineers and innovators have stepped up to the podium, taking on the hefty task of making clean energy for the entire server, producing a large nuclear power plant, with more potentially in the future. Now, while this may seem like a genius plan, the amount of money spent for the construction of this plant may not be enough for a return from tourism, or the purchasing of this power, as they used overall approximately 50,000 blocks of stone. Luckily, we managed to obtain a private interview with Vincent and Drear to inquire more about this power plant, and its safety.


1-What was the reason behind the construction of the power plant?
Vincent - I really love nuclear science, so much so to the point that joined a physics club at school, speaking out at places like UCL.
Drear - Uranium tastes good.

2-Who is the main distrubutor of your stone?
Vincent - Most of our stone has been sourced from people's junk storage chests, as so many people have spare. However, our next cooling plant will be mostly sorted out by Anormalbee, as he has been mining out an area for storage.

3-Will this power plant be dangerous for anyone near the plants, be it Spooty's base, or anyone in Hobbit Town?
Vincent - It's very dangerous inside, as it hasn't been lit up properly. And don't even worry about "The Crystal". (No further comments on this were given by Vincent.)
Drear - The area is "Totally Safe", don't even trip dawg!

4- What are your future plans for this cooling plant?
Vincent - Obviously, we'll construct another plant closeby. And, this time, it should be a lot quicker and easier to construct, as we've already gotten a large influx of stone from Anormalbee.
Drear - We plan to construct a military base around the perimiter, with barbed wire, outposts, and all! However, as the plant will be abandoned, that element will be mixed in with the rest.

5- What will you be doing with any waste products produced by this plant?
Vincent - Well, it's abandoned, so theres not much waste that'll actually be produced......that we know of.
Drear - For now, there isnt any....

6- Now, you've mentioned this a few times. What is, "The Crystal"?
Unfortunately, neither Drear nor Vincent chose to respond to this question, instead frantically panicking, constantly reaffirming that it "doesnt exist".


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